- I am obese, almost morbidly so (thanks, National Heart Lung and Blood Institute!)
- Milk is the answer to getting thin, and will also cause large amounts of fat gain (thanks, BodyBuilding.com!)
- My legs hurt when I run because of bad shoes, overtraining, sodium deficiency, too much sodium, or one of 5 different STIs (thanks, Wikipedia and the Better Health Channel!)
- The best way to get from Alaska to Queensland is in a kayak....
- I can empower myself as a man by making a few modifications.
- The pot at the end of the rainbow isn't always filled with gold.
- Now that I know I'm obese, I may as well get some support in getting to can't-leave-the-house-fat.
- I'm apparently Jewish, lactating and keep a bloke locked inside a box in my appartment.
Two words. Epic Fail.
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