I know where your gear is

So you may as well just tell me.

Many ISPs, web hosts, service providers and other connected enterprises make a big deal out of not stating where they host their assets.

Here's some news for all the groups who think in that fashion - it's trivial to figure such things out in the vast majority of cases. Just be honest - it's easier.

Unless of course you're hosted in Fujitsu in Melbourne, in which case we'd really rather not know!